{"type":"general","setup":"What do you do on a remote island?","punchline":"Try and find the TV island it belongs to.","id":226}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?","punchline":"A maybe.","id":372}
{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Anhangá","displaytitle":"Anhangá","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q545212","titles":{"canonical":"Anhangá","normalized":"Anhangá","display":"Anhangá"},"pageid":57751898,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/Lery%281580%29-p235-Aygnan.jpg/320px-Lery%281580%29-p235-Aygnan.jpg","width":320,"height":184},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/Lery%281580%29-p235-Aygnan.jpg","width":1257,"height":721},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283476152","tid":"5310485b-0f2d-11f0-9a49-c2d264067684","timestamp":"2025-04-01T19:12:59Z","description":"Brazilian indigenous worldview figure","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anhang%C3%A1","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anhang%C3%A1?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anhang%C3%A1?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Anhang%C3%A1"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anhang%C3%A1","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Anhang%C3%A1","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anhang%C3%A1?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Anhang%C3%A1"}},"extract":"Anhangá or Anhanga is an \"Evil Spirit\" figure present in the cosmovision of several native groups from Brazil and Indianist literature.","extract_html":"
Anhangá or Anhanga is an \"Evil Spirit\" figure present in the cosmovision of several native groups from Brazil and Indianist literature.
"}{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
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{"type":"general","setup":"99.9% of the people are dumb!","punchline":"Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%","id":398}
{"type":"standard","title":"Emergency Rescuer's Day","displaytitle":"Emergency Rescuer's Day","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4158449","titles":{"canonical":"Emergency_Rescuer's_Day","normalized":"Emergency Rescuer's Day","display":"Emergency Rescuer's Day"},"pageid":41475925,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/Vladimir_Putin_27_December_2000-1.jpg/330px-Vladimir_Putin_27_December_2000-1.jpg","width":320,"height":214},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/Vladimir_Putin_27_December_2000-1.jpg","width":500,"height":334},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286628965","tid":"18762737-1e53-11f0-9fb0-506528ae32f1","timestamp":"2025-04-21T01:51:09Z","description":"Professional holiday in Russia","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Rescuer's_Day","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Rescuer's_Day?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Rescuer's_Day?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Emergency_Rescuer's_Day"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Rescuer's_Day","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Emergency_Rescuer's_Day","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Rescuer's_Day?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Emergency_Rescuer's_Day"}},"extract":"Emergency Rescuer's Day is a professional holiday of Russian emergency service workers, observed annually on 27 December when the Russian Emergency Rescue Corps was established in 1990, according to the Decree of the Council of Ministers of the Russian SSR. The holiday itself was established by the Presidential Decree of Boris Yeltsin No. 1306 \"On the Establishment of the Day of the Emergency Rescuer of the Russian Federation\" on 26 November 1995.","extract_html":"
Emergency Rescuer's Day is a professional holiday of Russian emergency service workers, observed annually on 27 December when the Russian Emergency Rescue Corps was established in 1990, according to the Decree of the Council of Ministers of the Russian SSR. The holiday itself was established by the Presidential Decree of Boris Yeltsin No. 1306 \"On the Establishment of the Day of the Emergency Rescuer of the Russian Federation\" on 26 November 1995.
"}{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you watch the new comic book movie?","punchline":"It was very graphic!","id":66}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do chicken coops only have two doors?","punchline":"Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans","id":48}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of magic do cows believe in?","punchline":"MOODOO.","id":254}
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